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[realfakehero]

To all those who care, my name is Commissar Cain, of the Imperial Guard.  Not that it seems to mean much around here, but it's my job.  The locals have explained to me that somone named Overlord Baal is responsible for my being here.

It's better than my normal postings, but I'd much rather be going than staying.  However, given the lack of a

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[willninja4food]

What's a 'commissar'? It sounds like 'corsair', which is a type of--

[willninja4food]

Wait.

Are you...a pirate?

[realfakehero]

No, although I did once fight against the dread Corsairs of... ahh, but you probably don't care about that.

I'm a Morale officer. Its my job to see to it that the regulations are enforced and the spirits of my unit maintained. And if worst comes to worst, I'm allowed to go far in order to ensure that the men keep fighting.

*pats gun*

[willninja4food]

Oooooooooh.

So, you're like a cheerleader?

[realfakehero]

I suppose, although I prefer inspirational speaches and leading by example to chants and short skirts.

[willninja4food]

Yeah, no offense, but you probably wouldn't look too good in a skirt.

[realfakehero]

None taken. Although I know a few Emperor-bothering types who would take offense.

[willninja4food]

An emperor? Sounds fancy.