But you two REALLY need to stop sending me to the porn shop!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I helped
chamilyun see the light (8 points). In July I bought porn for
reichmarshall (-10 points). Last Monday I bought porn for
waydizzy (10 points). In April I helped
garphoto across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (8 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
realdizzy1