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what is carl gunna stop you from? y am i suddenly angry and anxious.... newho... work yesterday... haha .. i get to work and all the girls surrounded me giggaling and squealing like annoying girls do. they hand me this letter and screaching OPEN IT OPEN IT WHO'S IT FROM???? .... about 2 months ago this 60 sumthin YR OL. man came in the store and up to my counter grinning from ear to ear like an imp holding a chocolate heart that said " be my valentine." haha.. I laughed and said that that technically is the first valentine ive ever been given lmao... " he was outraged! " a BEautiful grl like you never getting a valentine before!!! its unheard of!!!." so i ring him out he pays and were chatting at the end he asked for my name and left... the card has an octopus on the front holding a heart and insaide it says.. a special valentine for you... now you can say you've gotten a valentine before.... Niffie Smallidge. lmao... its going on my wall and im NEVER getting rid of it. ..... on a raunchier note... I was reading this book .... kind of odd abscure facts you dont want to ask the doctor lmao... neway... Ok i have to know men.... it said something about 1 out of a few hundred men can touch their nose to their penis... but try to find a guy that hasnt tried so suck himself off.... seoriusly.... is that true?!?!?!?!?!? i was floored and youve no idea how hard it was not to ask the men who came to my line that day about it.... NO IDEA.... so thats my raunchy question o the week.... my butt HURTS... weve been working out getting ready for lobster season and we do these squats.... pain.... i can bench 65 tho haha even if its uneven... drew didnt put on the same amount of weight on either side so while im complaining about the left theyre calling me a wimp.... tonight is payback tho.. *cackle* i walked a mile in the blizzard outside today just to make it to the library for a computer.... i have ice cacked in places it shouldnt ever be.... haha i made this thing for alex... took alot of time on it too.. so mom found it was all " this is cute" than found the added little bonus i put in it and she FREAKED OUT... ran to my dad and was like.. do you know what kind of things your daughter is trying to send to alex!!!! my dad took it and was like.. u no its kinda catchy.... hahahaha she was mad. so she hid it and dad told me where it was. lmao... united we stand as a family LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTH is Quixotic anyway???