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Apr 07, 2005 22:27

I found out what happened to the dinosaurs today. It was very traumatic and i'll never be able to buy turkey again. As i was putting the carriage in the coral all over the ground there were plastic dinosaur heads littered... and no bodies anywhere.... Yup... the Dinosaurs were decapitated in the Grocery store parking lot. * moment of silence.*

on other events. Ever kiss someone while eating pop rocks? News Bullitan. " frisky teens internally combust" more on that later. Thrilling. .75 cents at local movie store.

Latest extravaganZa:
I've been conducting experiments on my grandfather... so far things are inconclusive about him being a creature of habit. he did NOT notice the fork being on the right side of his place mat this night at supper... although he did happen to notice the second step on the stairs where he normally takes off his shoes was " misplaced." on the basis of science i have to continue studying the rare and elusive habits of senior citizens...

As a final farewell note. In Da "HOOD" a.k.a. ghetto IE pits. there has been a startling uprise in religious workings. There is said to be a new Clique devoted to The newly deceased Pope. Sources say they march up and down the streets imploring others to "bring out their dead" and come together in unity... bringing love back to their hostile living conditions. Their plans are to build a 20ft by 40ft long bridge connecting the neighboring gangs; recreating a modern day Picasso and infecting 20 million people with the plague. Rid yourself of hate... and join them.
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