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[realbad]

I was gonna make a long update but there's this cockroach wandering back and forth across the desk and I'm worried that if I look away for too long he's going to crawl in my soda or mutate or something, I don't know. I sometimes forget how gross this building is.

I'm watching The Mary Tyler Moore Show and it makes me want to go on dates. It also makes me want the phrase "hot to trot" to come back.