Feb 28, 2011 22:09
[Hello, route! When the video flickers on, you are treated to a thirty second footage of a teenager's lineface as he scrutinizes the camera, presumably in search of the blinking red light that would indicate that it is, indeed, broadcasting and not just humming away idly like a stalling car engine.
When he does find it, the first thing he does is not to address his loving audience, but to reach behind him and pull the dratini, that's slowly clambering up his back, out of his shirt.
The dratini squeals, and curls up his arm affectionately. He spares it a look, before fixing his eyes back onto the screen.]
Hn.
[Astounding eloquence, man. But wait, it gets better--]
I'm looking for a kitchen appliance. He has messy black hair, glasses and waves like a noodle. Loud, too. He's hard to miss. [Pause. He'll have to chance it.] Responds to 'Watanuki'. If anyone has seen him, tell him that someone is looking for him, and that they think sushi would be good for dinner.
[... his way of gauging the authenticity of whoever that replies, really, but that last line is mainly to distinguish himself. Another pause, as he gives the dratini another look. It pips and wraps itself around his arm affectionately.
... well.]
Also -- whoever this belongs to; I'm borrowing it.
[action:
Doumeki can be found walking around New Bark Town following an energetic Dratini as it slithers around cheerfully. Feel free to bother him etc.
BY THE WAY Watanuki will be jacking absolutely everything on this post. Everything. Tag with the expectation of flailing! o/]
king of deadpan,
is this another dream,
!video,
golf clapping,
a new journey begins,
roll with it,
kitchen appliances ftw,
dratini loves him,
!action,
keeping cool,
watanuki where are you goddamn,
+new bark town