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Jun 25, 2005 15:21

I'm sick as hellllllll. Thanks Christafa for finding me something to do.

1) WHEN I WAS A KID, AFTER SCHOOL I: drank goat milk

2) THIS ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS HIGH: I took a free stress test in New York City and it was by far the sketchiest moment in my entire existance.

3) THE NEW POPE: came out of the closet yesterday

4) I FALL ASLEEP EASILY: when my room isnt wicked hot :(

5) I NEED MORE: hot gay guys

6) I NEED LESS: sickness

7) PUBLIC TOILETS ARE USEFUL FOR: putting a video camera in so you can see people naked. (im not disgusting, i saw it in Law & Order)

8) THE UNITED STATES SHOULD CHANGE ITS NAME TO: Domeskies

9) MY THEME SONG WOULD BE: Mandy Moore's sumptuos tune : Candy

10) SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE: crap rainbows

11) PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ARE: so incredably overrated

12) I THINK ABOUT SEX WHENEVER: When I watch Jenny Craig

13) THE MIDDLE FINGER IS MOST USEFUL FOR: pooping (I dunno)

14) THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A PAIR OF SHOES: 2 weeks ago (Chuck Taylors that are made of hemp).

15) IN ONE MONTH I'LL BE: more tan.

16) FOR THE LAST TIME: it's swampSCOTT, not swampSCITT

17) THE LAST THING I STOLE WAS: ummm I think it was silly putty :)

18) IF I WON THE LOTTO THE FIRST THING I WOULD BUY: an eskomo. But ONLY one that knows how to make an igloo, 'cause thats all I care about....him making me an igloo...

19) WHEN IN ROME: whattttt?

20) IF ONLY I COULD GET RID OF: HIV

21) YOUR MOM: shit in her bed last night

22) IF I WERE ON DEATH-ROW, MY LAST MEAL WOULD BE: the chinese food at The Willows

23) THE LAST PERSON WHO SPOKE TO ME: was Meghan O'malley

24) I MOSTLY USE THE INTERNET: to talk to peeps

25) IF I BECOME PRESIDENT: I'll take a dump in George Bush's mouth.

26) I MOST RESEMBLE: Madonna

27) THE WORD I SAY TO MUCH: is "wicked."

28) VEGAS IS GREAT FOR: it's AMAZING Real World season

29) MICHAEL JACKSON: is sooo incredably guilty

30) THE SPEED LIMIT MEANS: SOOOOO much to me.

31) WHEN I DIE, I WANT MY BODY: cremated and spread across the ocean

32) IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME I: would go to the 80's, 'cause 80's fashion was fucking amazing.

33) THE LAST TIME I SAID "THIS SUCKS!": ummmmmm yesterday

34) YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW ME WELL WHEN: you know how to use my cell phone

35) TOMORROW I WILL: feel better from being sick

36) I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME: smoking weed.

37) THE LAST THING I BROKE: ummmmm my computer

38) OH YEAH, AND DON'T FORGET: to clean in between your toes.
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