Lame, Lame, Lame!
So today I felt like a big doofus...big surprise there right?
Margi had this housewarming party at her house and I was dumb and decided I should go...I stress DUMB
Anyway, so I go to this thing with my soon to be roommate matt, his brother, and my mom. We arrive at 5:10. Right away my mom introduces herself to margi's brother as "dave's mom"....i dunno why, but i'm sure he was more confused than me. Then I say hi to margi's mom...that's cool, she's always really nice to me, I like that. It's now 5:25. Then her dad gives me dirty looks. Then he walks past me and gives me dirty looks and keeps walking. Then he walks up next to me and does his best to pretend I don't exist. I say hi. Then there's more dirty looks...and I am ready to go. Now it's 5:29. Margi's mom tells me I cant leave because people are going to shove cake at margi...this sounds fun. i go downstairs and a room full of brown folk stare at me. That's okay, i'm a big guy people somtimes look at me....Then I realize it's 18billion degrees and I remember i'm ready to go. I watch people shove cake in margi's face...I think I smiled once when she had cake on her face...it made me think of shoving wedding cake at her. Now it's 5:45.
Then I look around, decide it's time to go. Say bye to margi's mom and sister. I tell my mom we're leaving she concurs that this is a good idea and I let matt and earl(his brother) in on the plan. I say peace to Brown Sugar and phil, then head for the car. It's raining my shoes are wet and this reinforces my hatred for such a silly tradition. I get in van, pick up mom from front, people stare. I gun it. Drop mom off, go to see Clerks 2...laugh my ass off. Forget that my life is ridiculous for about 2 hours then drop matt and earl off, now I'm home and writing this. it's 10:39.
So...worst day for a long time...and I was doing so well pretending she didn't have a family...Pbth!
Peace out yo,
Dave
Margi had this housewarming party at her house and I was dumb and decided I should go...I stress DUMB
Anyway, so I go to this thing with my soon to be roommate matt, his brother, and my mom. We arrive at 5:10. Right away my mom introduces herself to margi's brother as "dave's mom"....i dunno why, but i'm sure he was more confused than me. Then I say hi to margi's mom...that's cool, she's always really nice to me, I like that. It's now 5:25. Then her dad gives me dirty looks. Then he walks past me and gives me dirty looks and keeps walking. Then he walks up next to me and does his best to pretend I don't exist. I say hi. Then there's more dirty looks...and I am ready to go. Now it's 5:29. Margi's mom tells me I cant leave because people are going to shove cake at margi...this sounds fun. i go downstairs and a room full of brown folk stare at me. That's okay, i'm a big guy people somtimes look at me....Then I realize it's 18billion degrees and I remember i'm ready to go. I watch people shove cake in margi's face...I think I smiled once when she had cake on her face...it made me think of shoving wedding cake at her. Now it's 5:45.
Then I look around, decide it's time to go. Say bye to margi's mom and sister. I tell my mom we're leaving she concurs that this is a good idea and I let matt and earl(his brother) in on the plan. I say peace to Brown Sugar and phil, then head for the car. It's raining my shoes are wet and this reinforces my hatred for such a silly tradition. I get in van, pick up mom from front, people stare. I gun it. Drop mom off, go to see Clerks 2...laugh my ass off. Forget that my life is ridiculous for about 2 hours then drop matt and earl off, now I'm home and writing this. it's 10:39.
So...worst day for a long time...and I was doing so well pretending she didn't have a family...Pbth!
Peace out yo,
Dave