"Man, I just killed something with a dick."

[readx0r]

You. Yes, I'm talking to you. You need to drop whatever you're doing and go download Bookworm Adventures. Right now. It is a game in which you are a little green bookworm who travels into the Odyssey to rescue Cassandra, who has been kidnapped. You slay your mighty foes by spelling at them. And it is fantastic. Especially, George School people; we were required to read the Odyssey, and therefore will all know precisely what is going on.

I just killed Circe with kindness.

Here is the link to the PopCap site.