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"Some years ago the Lord of the Black Land wished to purchase horses of us at great price, but we refused him, for he puts beasts to evil use. Then he sent plundering Orcs, and they carry off what they can, choosing always the black horses: few of these are now left. For that reason our feud with the Orcs is bitter." (Eomer, The Riders of Rohan)
This is one of my favourite quotes for unintentional humour, because who can go past Sauron the fashionista? "No self-respecting Nazgul's wardrobe is complete this age without billowing black robes, an impregnable aura of deepest evil and, to add a touch of elegance, a handsome black equine accessory. Bought or stolen, black horses are this age's must-have. Get in quickly - stock is disappearing fast!"
Did anyone else think that when they read that passage, or was it just me and my warped sense of humour?
This is one of my favourite quotes for unintentional humour, because who can go past Sauron the fashionista? "No self-respecting Nazgul's wardrobe is complete this age without billowing black robes, an impregnable aura of deepest evil and, to add a touch of elegance, a handsome black equine accessory. Bought or stolen, black horses are this age's must-have. Get in quickly - stock is disappearing fast!"
Did anyone else think that when they read that passage, or was it just me and my warped sense of humour?