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Jan 03, 2011 20:28

Any guys out there wanna start off the new year with a good fight? Been sittin' around too much lately.

[Note: He's only looking for guys to answer. Which means mun is inviting girls to respond and see him try and worm his way out of fighting them. XD]

fight, ic

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guardianofearth January 4 2011, 02:10:28 UTC
Well, I don't normally spar with humans, but okay.

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[Audio] readmyback January 4 2011, 02:16:37 UTC
Uh...sorry, but I don't fight girls.

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Re: [Audio] guardianofearth January 4 2011, 02:20:29 UTC
...Oh come on. I know we're a little over the top in the Digital World, but that doesn't mean you need to be scared of us!

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[Audio] readmyback January 4 2011, 02:22:37 UTC
I ain't scared. It's just that a man shouldn't hit a girl.

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Re: [Audio] guardianofearth January 4 2011, 02:28:35 UTC
...Oh, so you think I'm too weak to fight you? JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL?!

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[Audio] readmyback January 4 2011, 02:33:48 UTC
I never said you were weak! I just don't fight girls! It ain't right!

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Re: [Audio] guardianofearth January 4 2011, 02:37:10 UTC
Mind explaining to me just how it isn't right? Because I'm feeling very insulted right now!

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[Audio] readmyback January 4 2011, 02:46:34 UTC
Uh... Well... men're supposed to protect women and treat 'em properly. A man shouldn't ever hit a woman or keep hitting on her if she ain't interested. That kinda thing.

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Re: [Audio] guardianofearth January 4 2011, 02:57:57 UTC
But there is a difference between refusing to hit a woman out of anger, and hitting her in a sparring match. The first one is wrong regardless of gender, but the second one comes of as... as...

Sexist? Like saying, "Get back in the kitchen"?

Yes! It is like saying that I'm not a worthy opponent to fight! That some how women are weaker!

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[Audio] steamgoboom January 4 2011, 03:03:12 UTC
[trying not to laugh]

So chivalry isn't dead after all.

Miria, he's not trying to be sexist at all.

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Re: [Audio] guardianofearth January 4 2011, 03:08:28 UTC
B-but! He's refusing to fight me just because I'm a woman!

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[Audio] steamgoboom January 4 2011, 03:12:12 UTC
Because he respects women, obviously. He doesn't believe you're weaker than him. He couldn't even know that just by talking to you.

Fighting between men is a totally different thing, really. Its one of the ways they earn respect amongst each other. But he's a man who respects women regardless. They don't have to earn it from him.

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Re: [Audio] guardianofearth January 4 2011, 03:15:15 UTC
...Okay, I'll guess I'll go back to picking through a scrap yard for evidence again.

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[Audio] steamgoboom January 4 2011, 03:21:26 UTC
Wouldn't you destroy most people who tried to fight you anyway, kaikaina?

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Re: [Audio] guardianofearth January 4 2011, 03:25:30 UTC
My miniguns, plamsa cutter, and heavy cannon, all have stun modes. I'd be a bit handicapped, but I could spar with a human without hurting them.

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[Audio] steamgoboom January 4 2011, 03:28:24 UTC
I have to wonder if anyone would want to, even with that. You're kinda intimidating.

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