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Dec 19, 2010 19:53

-alling someone, huh? Gonna get some?

Can someone tell me why the hell there's a talkin' plant in my apartment!?

To get you to make a move on someone buddy! Look at all the chicks running around here! Just grab one and find a bed! It's time for you to become a man!

There's no way in hell I'm gonna do anythin' like that to a woman!

A man then? Top or bottom?

[Sputtering] I don't swing that way ya fuckin' weed! Get outta here!

So that leaves chicks then. You're a healthy young man. I know you wanna get laid.

[Stomping footsteps]

Ooo, nice weapon you got there. But you need practice with your other one. Rosie Palms ain't-twack!

[Connection ends]

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