Dec 19, 2010 19:53
-alling someone, huh? Gonna get some?
Can someone tell me why the hell there's a talkin' plant in my apartment!?
To get you to make a move on someone buddy! Look at all the chicks running around here! Just grab one and find a bed! It's time for you to become a man!
There's no way in hell I'm gonna do anythin' like that to a woman!
A man then? Top or bottom?
[Sputtering] I don't swing that way ya fuckin' weed! Get outta here!
So that leaves chicks then. You're a healthy young man. I know you wanna get laid.
[Stomping footsteps]
Ooo, nice weapon you got there. But you need practice with your other one. Rosie Palms ain't-twack!
[Connection ends]
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