Fanfic: "Planet Sherlock" by pir8fancier - [Sherlock BBC: John/Sherlock] . [N8]
Planet Sherlock by
pir8fancier
Word Count: 6,537
Context for Rating: Sex between mature adults occurs; swearing; smoking; alcoholism. Possible triggers for eating disorders.
Summary: John and Sherlock devise a rating system for their sexual encounters.
First read: 13.02.2011
That first line is brilliant XD. And the rest... it's just so In character. Pir8fancier is a master of characterization, she seems to get what makes character tick (and with 4.5 hours of show it's even more impressive). Sherlock isn't exactly asexual, he just doesn't like sex as much as he likes other things, say, finding a good mystery to solve, after many interruptions to his sex life John's forced to resort to a metaphor of severed human fingers found in a locked room to make him understand how important sex is to him. Sherlock rather likes the system...