Hmm... I've done plenty of interviews from the opposite side and very few where someone else is trying to make me the subject.
I talk about why I hope the world ends.
I talk about books a lot (and a little about writing).
I discuss Top Chef and who would win the show Top Weird Fiction Writer.
It appears that I imply that I might've committed suicide during the interview.
(Which can't possibly be true because I did this interview with Phillip Stecco (aka G. S. Carnivals) months ago.)
I explain how it seems to have been objectively determined by a Harvard test that I am racist toward white people, but it is really that I hate everyone.
I say, "But then we run into that odd word, 'universal.' From the universal perspective, the most popular film of all time might be a shimmering smudge that makes a high-pitched grinding noise that wavers between two wormholes once or twice every five thousand years."
Perhaps I'm better suited at asking questions than answering them.