Jul 12, 2011 21:10
Dear Brain,
Look, I know it's been a while since I read the Chronicles of Narnia. But I know that I can safely say that in no story does Lucy have a giant purple flying snake called "McDonald McSchnoodle".
Quit it with the weird dreams, alright?
No love,
RC
Also, an out-of-context line courtesy of my mother that I am seriously considering making into an icon: "There will always be dishonorable cows!"
family,
look i don't even know anymore,
wtf is this bullshit!?,
i exist for the amusement of my f-list,
oh god what,
i love my family