4th Paper Cut

[reading_readman]

Ah..! Excuse me! I would like to speak to the persons in charge of this city's school if it isn't too much trouble! I, ah... I really would like a place to work while I'm staying here. And, eh, I don't really have any money to buy books... Or anything else, I suppose. But the books! O-Oh, and, uh... If anyone needs a place to live, my new apartment

Comments

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Looks like someone drank thirty Red Bulls too many.

[reading_readman]

... E-Excuse me?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Those things have a nasty crash, you know. You'll probably be walking back home later today and then bam!

There you are, passed out on top of a three year old, suffocating him with your exhausted, huge body cos you thought you'd start your day with those shit energy drinks.

[reading_readman]

W-WHA-!? B-BUT I DIDN'T-! I, ah-!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Just sayin'.

[reading_readman]

I didn't d-drink anything though! T-The types of things you're insinuating! I wouldn't-!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You're telling me that kind of talking isn't the type of shit that comes out of your mouth when you're tripping on something?

[reading_readman]

I haven't tripped on anything, either! W-Well, there was a curb on the street earlier today that I didn't see, but aside from that-!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

......right, okay.

[reading_readman]

... Eh~? You sound unconvinced...

[arr_ilovemecigs]

It's hard to imagine why, isn't it?

[reading_readman]

I'd think so...? Ahhh, I'm confused...

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Don't hurt yourself now. Bad enough you're gonna suffocate some poor prick later.

[reading_readman]

I-I'm not going to suffocate anybody! And my body isn't huge!

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You brought this on yourself. Says a thing or two about energy drinks.

[reading_readman]

But I don't drink anything like that...!