Sep 28, 2002 17:05
Message to the short guy:
Just because I'm standing on my own in a club doesn't mean I'm single and up for a random shag. It means I'm looking for my friend who has momentarily disappeared.
No, I do not want a drink, and "I have a boyfriend" means "Please go away, now." Thanking you for all your compliments does not equate to "Yes, sure, you can try to kiss me twice, and press your erection into my leg."
I do not want to hear about how you're in the armed forces, it doesn't impress me and won't impress me, no matter how many times you repeat yourself. I still don't want that drink, and I really need to find my friend now. Yes, I do sleep well at night, and my boyfriend does love me. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.
Although, you are still mildly preferable to the fuckwit that thinks he can just go up to people and say, straight to their face "You're too fat!"
Fuck it, with a very large stick.