Road kill dosen't smell like this.

Sep 01, 2007 03:30

No Hillstomp tonight. As much as I wanted to see them live it just didn't work out.

Fast forward... after a brief stint of bar hopping and Big Buck Hunting with Scott, Sean, and their friend hiking the PCT. We're at my house for "one more" and my dog finds something interesting in the bushes.

It happens to be a skunk.

SoooOOOooo.... what was supposed to be a ride home turns into an internet search on "skunk out of dog coat".

Hose, tomato, peroxide, baking soda, dish soap, more tomato, more hose... still smelly... FUCK!!!!! God damn it! My house still smells like rotten garlic (not the same as the "skunky" weed smelly people usually think of) along with wet dog.

Now, after all that, two shots of Patrone and a beer, Scott is snoring on my couch and my dog still smells like..... FUCK!!!!!

“My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.”-Penn Jillett

On the up side -my house doesn't smell like my dirty dishes.
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