ive never done one of these so dont look.
If I were a month I would be: January. i used to love christmas holidays
If I were a day of the week I would be: oneday (the 8th day of the week)
If I were a time of day I would be: 3am
If I were a planet I would be: pluto
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: ashtray
If I were a liquid I would be: jizzm
If I were a stone, I would be: big
If I were a tree, I would be: oak
If I were a bird, I would be: intolerable
If I were a tool, I would be: hand drill
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: cactus
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: hurricane
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: wyvern
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: lute
If I were an animal, I would be: goldfish
If I were a color, I would be: silver
If I were an emotion, I would be: calm
If I were a vegetable, I would be: stupid
If I were a sound, I would be: twang
If I were an element, I would be: wind
If I were a car, I would be: fast
If I were a song, I would be: aenima - tool
If I were a book, I would be: the whole narnia chronicle
If were a place, I would be: nimben
If I were a material, I would be: hemp
If I were a taste, I would be: bitter
If I were a scent, I would be: musk
If I were a religion, I would be: -
If I were an object, I would be: pez dispencer
If I were a body part I would be: feet
If I were a facial expression I would be: dead
If I were a subject in school I would be: music
If I were a cartoon character I would be: trent from daria
If I were a shape I would be a: line