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1) What stickers do you have on your car, if any? as if i had a car
2) What posters do you have in your room? um im pretty sure the awesome power point presentation lauren made me and printed out is all i need.
3) What do you hear right now? PAVEMENT MOTHERFUCKER WHAS IT TO YA
4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? IF I COULD PICK ANYTHING It would be liquid cotton candy
5) Does anything hurt on your body right now? oh , YOU KNOW
6) If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave? probably not, however I might raise the roof.
7) What's your job position called? unemployed.
8) What size ring do you wear? huge, which may be why I don't really wear them.
9) do you own a picture phone? I own the first picture phone INVENTED.
10) What's your bf/gf birthday? according to kim i am fucking the entire population of new jersey college students, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT. i barely know their names how the hell would i know their birthdays?
11) What was your elementary school's mascot? SAINT PETER SAINTS.
12) What's your favorite bottled water? poland springs
13) What's the next concert/show you're going to and when? I'm not sure, but the last one I went to was probably like CRASHING DOWN. oh heck yes
14) What were you doing at 9 pm last night? snuggling in kellys bed .
15) What's your favorite Starbucks drink? hot chocolate, bitch!
16) Do you exercise as much as you should? I think so, but others might not.
17) Did you attend your High School prom? no
18) Did you go to someone else's prom? not quite
19) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated? apparently
SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:
Something purple within 5 feet of you: mouse pad
The sexiest item of clothing you own: my ruffly pink panties take the cake..and they actually look like a cake.
If the Matrix existed, would you want to know?: no cause I don't want keanu all up in my grill. woah
How long can you hold your breath underwater?: it's pathetic
Favorite Pocky flavor: I don't think I like that.
Your nails were last painted?: thanksgiving
The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave: ADAM'S PENIS
Have you ever done the Electric Slide?: ya buddy
How much Japanese do you know?: I used to know practically the whole language until my rapanese tape broke and now I only remember dhenka des ka and uma
Sparkly things?: are my forte, except purses. I count sparkly purses when I'm bored and it hardly ever exceeds below 14.
Ever crash a car, been in accidents?: no way
Do you look good in yellow?: hopefully.
Do you sing?: all the time, especially now since I can listen to Mariah Carey's 'All I Want for Christmas' without shame.... ok maybe still with the shame.
Ever sing in front of a large crowd? of retards? yes
dance? I'm getting the feeling that you have no idea who I am.
Is your hair long enough to chew on? yes
Least favorite color?: blue
Favorite kind of pizza?: cheese
Ever had Dippin' Dots?: the ithcream of tha futurree.
Ever played an instrument?: i know people in bands and they have merch
How old were you when you got a cell phone?: I don't feel like answering this.
How old were you when you got your first car?: negative
How many tickets do you have?: nada.
How long have you been driving?: 0!
How many parking tickets?: nada
Do you own your own car?: negative
What kind of car is it?: ...
How old were you when you had your first kiss?: 14...WITH RITZ CRACKER
How amazing are you? not very
How old were you when you had your first REAL boyfriend/girlfriend?: 14 ... I guess.
Were you in love?: I was bored.
Do you want to get married? who knows, not currently.
At what age do you want to get married? CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
At what age do you want to have kids? NO WAIT VEGETABLE BEEF
How many kids?: CLAMMMMMMMMMMM CHOWDWERERERE.
Do you believe in divorce?: FUCK YA I DIVORCE EM LIKE FLIES.