Cockroaches of the Sea.
One night on my vacation last week, one of the entree' choices was a full lobster, in or out of the shell. I love lobster, but had never had one to myself before, so I figured I was about ready. So I ordered one, in the shell. When it arrive, before cracking it open and sucking out the contents (by the way, if you thought they wee ugly on the outside...whoa), I entertained myself by making it dance, and attack my side-dishes and such. I'm great dinner company when I'm feeling absurd, lemme tell you. My father paled, and said...
"Son, at this age, why must you still play with your food?"
To which I replied,
"Dad, because by now I have eaten all of my toys."
*insert groan here*
"Son, at this age, why must you still play with your food?"
To which I replied,
"Dad, because by now I have eaten all of my toys."
*insert groan here*