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[was_angelcondom]

[There's a small clicking, and a very obvious noise of Adam clearing his throat.] This is odd. Not that I mind it but...

[Adam's voice gets louder, clearer, and just sounds so very pissed. ]

Okay I actually do mind it. What kind of sick joke is this Michael? I know you're out there listening to me. I know you're a damned omnipresent archangel who

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[was_angelcondom]

Does anyone here know who is behind all of this, whatever this is, any way? Because if they do, I don't care how entitled it makes me sound, but I want an explanation.

To be to the point, Heaven, Hell and back. And I don't mean that metaphorically.

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[was_angelcondom]

So there's some strange unknown force working behind the scenes. And we're in the dark about this whole mess. [That definitely sounded like Angels dicking around to him.]

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[was_angelcondom]

[He'll reply to that sarcasm with more sarcasm.] And of course there must be a band merry men! How could I forget? It's the most well used and over use fantasy cliche there is.

I'm Adam Milligan.

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[was_angelcondom]

Or we could buy those fake elf ears, and find someone short enough to be a dwarf and dress them up in the costume. That should work right?

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[was_angelcondom]

Yeah we could turn it into a costume party. And act in all those cartoony stereotyped ways. It would be fun. And maybe that would make whoever's running this show give up on us ever saving the place and sending us back home. Two birds, one stone.

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[was_angelcondom]

Well I'm not helping anything. I've learned my lesson about playing hero before. I won't do it now.

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[was_angelcondom]

That it never works. And that it only makes you suffer more. I'm not meant to be a hero. I'm not going to even try.

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[was_angelcondom]

It's still someone else's problem though. When they find the way to stop this, we'll all be let go anyway.

Call me apathetic or cruel, but I don't see why I should have to get involved. I've had enough of dying.