Saiyuki Carols :)
I found this on Fanfiction.net :)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
A little heretic monkey
On the second day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the third day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Four monocles, three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Five nikuman!
Four monocles, three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Six fans a-whacking etc.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Seven planes a-flying etc.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Eight dragons driving etc.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Nine sutras flapping etc.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Ten demon princes etc.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Eleven demons dying etc.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Twelve journeys Westwards, eleven demons dying, ten demon princes, nine sutras flapping, eight dragons driving, seven planes a-flying, six fans a-whacking,
Five nikuman!
Four monocles, three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
A little heretic monkey
On the second day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the third day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Four monocles, three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Five nikuman!
Four monocles, three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Six fans a-whacking etc.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Seven planes a-flying etc.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Eight dragons driving etc.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Nine sutras flapping etc.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Ten demon princes etc.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Eleven demons dying etc.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Aspects gave to me,
Twelve journeys Westwards, eleven demons dying, ten demon princes, nine sutras flapping, eight dragons driving, seven planes a-flying, six fans a-whacking,
Five nikuman!
Four monocles, three kappas, two Marlboros and a little heretic monkey!