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elephant!
May 01, 2005 10:03
i've recently been informed that sinc i am no longer a pirate, i am now an elephant.
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girl_named_goo
May 1 2005, 12:43:01 UTC
but thats not a fat joke, right?
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lagizma
May 1 2005, 13:04:07 UTC
I'm shocked and appalled that you automatically see elephants as fat before considering their many other magnificent qualities. The International Elephant Advocacy and Anti-Defamation League (IEAAD) might just be paying a visit to your house!
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girl_named_goo
May 1 2005, 13:29:22 UTC
ah but i am shocked and appalled that you think fat is bad. fat has magnificent qualities too. lol 'tis beatiful. <3
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lagizma
May 1 2005, 13:55:13 UTC
Damn. You beat me at my own I'm-politically-correct-and-therefore-holier-than-thou game.
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lagizma
May 1 2005, 13:00:21 UTC
Yay, now I get to continue
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Look, here come the elephants!"
What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Voila les elephants!"
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Why did the elephants wear sunglasses?
With all these dumb jokes going around, would YOU want to be recognized?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the water buffalo coming over the hill?
"Ha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
What did Tarzan say as he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing pink tee-shirts?
"They must all be on the same team."
What did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan coming over the hill?
Nothing, elephants can't talk.
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Look, here come the elephants!"
What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Voila les elephants!"
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Why did the elephants wear sunglasses?
With all these dumb jokes going around, would YOU want to be recognized?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the water buffalo coming over the hill?
"Ha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
What did Tarzan say as he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing pink tee-shirts?
"They must all be on the same team."
What did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan coming over the hill?
Nothing, elephants can't talk.
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