1.Your Name: Alexander Ormoriam 2. Age: 18 3. Fave Color: Grey,it matches my heart. 4. Fave Movie: The rocky horror picture show...or The Shining 5. Fave Song: "Jezebel" by Acid Bath,or "Slave riot" by Agents of Oblivion 6. Fave Band: Acid bath,Agents of Oblivion..or DeadBoy and The Elephantmen. 7. Most Embarassing Moment: Whats to be embaressed about? 8. Are you a virgin? Nope
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? No i hope you die 2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? i would rather devour your heart 3. Would you kiss me? Not before cutting out your tongue and making a keychain out of it. 4. ...with tongue? You wouldn't have one,it would be adorned to my keychain 5. Would you enjoy it? Cutting out your tongue and watching you choke on your own blood? why yes,yes i would. 6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?No. 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? No,i would kill you in a black and white,silent film so that the whole world could hear you scream,and your crimson fluids would splash to the screen and contrast with the grey scale. 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? I would inject an airbubble into a vein between your toes so that you could feel it all the way up until it hit your heart and your heart exploded in your chest. 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Yes,"Your blood tastes as sweet to me as a rare,fine wine" 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? Not before lopping off your feet and making you walk in the sand on your nubs. 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? No,i would clarify that rumour as being true. 13. Do you/have you talk(ed) shit about me? Yes...i so hate you. 14. Do you think I'm a good person? Good enough to die 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? the only way you would ever sleep in the same bed with me is if you killed me first,which i highly doubt you could,mathafucka! 16.Do you think I'm sexy? No,i think jennifers sexy though,if that makes you feel any better. 17. Would you call me just because? just because i HATE YOU!!! 18. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you? Yes,just to point and laugh in your STOOPID FACE!!! 19. If you could change anything about me, would you? yes,i would change the fact that you can see,by popping your eyeballz out with a spork. 20.Would you have sex with me? i would rather fuck the tail pipe of a car,to be honest HAHAHAHAHA 21.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? i would come over for no reason to cut your throat while you slept..."I wept" 22. Can I get your number? 680-0809. 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?No. why would i,mafucka.
2. Age: 18
3. Fave Color: Grey,it matches my heart.
4. Fave Movie: The rocky horror picture show...or The Shining
5. Fave Song: "Jezebel" by Acid Bath,or "Slave riot" by Agents of Oblivion
6. Fave Band: Acid bath,Agents of Oblivion..or DeadBoy and The Elephantmen.
7. Most Embarassing Moment: Whats to be embaressed about?
8. Are you a virgin? Nope
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends? No i hope you die
2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? i would rather devour your heart
3. Would you kiss me? Not before cutting out your tongue and making a keychain out of it.
4. ...with tongue? You wouldn't have one,it would be adorned to my keychain
5. Would you enjoy it? Cutting out your tongue and watching you choke on your own blood? why yes,yes i would.
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?No.
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? No,i would kill you in a black and white,silent film so that the whole world could hear you scream,and your crimson fluids would splash to the screen and contrast with the grey scale.
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? I would inject an airbubble into a vein between your toes so that you could feel it all the way up until it hit your heart and your heart exploded in your chest.
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Yes,"Your blood tastes as sweet to me as a rare,fine wine"
11.Would you walk on the beach with me? Not before lopping off your feet and making you walk in the sand on your nubs.
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? No,i would clarify that rumour as being true.
13. Do you/have you talk(ed) shit about me? Yes...i so hate you.
14. Do you think I'm a good person? Good enough to die
15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? the only way you would ever sleep in the same bed with me is if you killed me first,which i highly doubt you could,mathafucka!
16.Do you think I'm sexy? No,i think jennifers sexy though,if that makes you feel any better.
17. Would you call me just because? just because i HATE YOU!!!
18. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you? Yes,just to point and laugh in your STOOPID FACE!!!
19. If you could change anything about me, would you? yes,i would change the fact that you can see,by popping your eyeballz out with a spork.
20.Would you have sex with me? i would rather fuck the tail pipe of a car,to be honest HAHAHAHAHA
21.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? i would come over for no reason to cut your throat while you slept..."I wept"
22. Can I get your number? 680-0809.
23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?No. why would i,mafucka.
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