I have a dream...

Jan 31, 2012 14:54

 I have a friend who, for reasons unfathomable to me, disdains the Occupy heroes. He recently wrote me what he called "the creed and religion of the Occupy deadbeats" -- "I have a dream, that one day ALL bums, stoners, drunks, losers and creeps will be given the handouts we demand. So, my fellow unoccupied bums, ask NOT what we can do for society, ask instead what society can do for us."

I answered him thus:

Of course, the manifesto of the ruling elite is so much more noble:

"I have a dream, that one day all those who don't make at least $1 million a year will lose their Social Security, unemployment benefits, health care, public schools and parks, so that there will be more for us, the Wall Street bankers and the politicians we employ, the true Masters of the Universe. So, my fellow rich parasites, ask NOT what we can do for society, ask instead what society can do for us with the tax money it collects from all the bums, stoners, drunks, losers and creeps and the rest of the useless 99 %."
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