Clash of the Titan and, well, the Dog
While Oreo was doing his business in the backyard a few minutes ago, Monkey came out from the treeline and must have resembled one of the rabbits that live back there because Oreo started charging at him full speed. Rather than do something sensible like move out of the way, Monkey just braced himself and let the dog bounce off of him. Then he shook it off and sauntered back to the house. That's the kind of attitude that puts you in the hospital, buddy.