Butt Chip Miraculously Not Required
I assumed that this would not be possible until we received our Department of Homeland Security mandated butt chips -- but here are my whereabouts, collected by the GPS on my phone and uploaded to the geoweb via the phone's internet connection by a nifty little program called TrackMe. All I do is remember to start up the application on the phone, and the world wide web knows where I am. Don't worry -- you can simply turn the program off on the phone for those black ops and trips to the secret boy's club. Next time I am headed to your house, don't even call to ask me how much longer til I get there...the question will only be met with derision, as you will simply be able to view it for yourself!
I am also a little proud of my MySpace un-Pimping today. One of my nieces pushed me over the edge with some ridiculous bulletin postings -- so they asked for it. My new goal, to take all of the fun out of MySpace for my nieces and nephews. And here's my new "Who I'd Like to Meet" --
"Nieces and nephews who respect themselves enough to use proper language and grammar. Nieces and nephews who respect the environment, strive to become better persons by excelling in school, and understand the importance of self-respect. Most importantly, I want to meet nieces and nephews who would never embarrass themselves or their families by posting inappropriate bulletins or photographs on their MySpace pages."
I am also a little proud of my MySpace un-Pimping today. One of my nieces pushed me over the edge with some ridiculous bulletin postings -- so they asked for it. My new goal, to take all of the fun out of MySpace for my nieces and nephews. And here's my new "Who I'd Like to Meet" --
"Nieces and nephews who respect themselves enough to use proper language and grammar. Nieces and nephews who respect the environment, strive to become better persons by excelling in school, and understand the importance of self-respect. Most importantly, I want to meet nieces and nephews who would never embarrass themselves or their families by posting inappropriate bulletins or photographs on their MySpace pages."