Dec 02, 2003 17:35
In Analysis today Neal was describing the parallels that can be made between Santa and Satan, and they're scarily true....
Firstly, they're pretty close in spelling, just move the "ta" over and put the "n" there...
Santa - Likes red || Satan - Likes red
Santa - Has little elves to help him out || Satan - Has little demons to help him out
Santa - Knows if you're naughty or nice || Satan - Knows if you're naughty or nice
Santa - Lives in the "North Pole" where no one has ever been || Satan - Lives in the underworld where no one has ever been
Santa - St. Nicholas || Satan - Ex-St. Lucifer
Santa - Goes by many names, Kris Kringle, etc. || Satan - Goes by many names, Diablo, etc.
HRM...yeah, that's about it for today...
BTW, I still need 20 service hours because there is NO way I'm writing that 5 page paper, anyone with service hour infoz TELL ME PLEASE!
:-/