My Birthday Wish for World Peace
Went out with some people cuz it wuz my 32 ND bith====day, to a Italian place. Reealy goood fooood.
A fewe tables down from us was a bachelorette party. And th bride-to-be came by , really drunk, having to ask these questions for some game they were playing. So, she went around the table asking some of the men the length of their penises. "But," she said, "the answer has to be in double digits, cuz that's all the form takes."
So, someone answered 10"
Another: 14"
I answered 47", trying to get into the absurdity of the game.
The lady went back to her friends,and within a minute calls of ,"Kevin? O, Kevin. Which one of you is Kevin? I believe I have a business meeting scheduled with him......"
So, after the meal, I was walking out and just as I walk around the corner I hear a chorus of, "Bye, Kevin!
I turned around and waved, and just a second later I realized I should have grabbed my crotch instead of waving. Oh well. next year
A fewe tables down from us was a bachelorette party. And th bride-to-be came by , really drunk, having to ask these questions for some game they were playing. So, she went around the table asking some of the men the length of their penises. "But," she said, "the answer has to be in double digits, cuz that's all the form takes."
So, someone answered 10"
Another: 14"
I answered 47", trying to get into the absurdity of the game.
The lady went back to her friends,and within a minute calls of ,"Kevin? O, Kevin. Which one of you is Kevin? I believe I have a business meeting scheduled with him......"
So, after the meal, I was walking out and just as I walk around the corner I hear a chorus of, "Bye, Kevin!
I turned around and waved, and just a second later I realized I should have grabbed my crotch instead of waving. Oh well. next year