History starts to repeat itself?!
So today I had another typical strange experiance. Well you know how I have my.... ermm.... fetishes. With feather dusters... eh-hem yes well anyways the last time I had to pull that thing out, it had been about a year ago I guess? You know the whole thing with Siris.. and Blanch.. and yeah erm i dont need to go back into that. So I made this new friend--
and he shares some of the same passions that I do! The only thing is, HES CONSTANTLY CRYING! But he didn't cry until later, I dont think.
It's me and him having a nice little conversation about my feather duster and his whip. Well I was discussing how i was thinking about switching to swiffer (becuase quite frankly, the feathers are starting to fall out) when one of us had a great idea. Vash happens to barge in, in the middle of this conversation. I believe we mentioned something about a three way with Uki, Mari, and I? I have no idea but Vash was all over this idea. Except he wanted to take Uki's place. I said no way man, taking out Uki would probably kill it. I didn't say that outloud but instead offered that for later. Why would I do that, you ask? Because after what was about to happen, and after my nasty bad thoughts would turn into actions, I knew that later he wouldn't.... feel well enough. "But sweety, you can try out Mr. Swiffer whenever you'd like!" I laughed for a moment before it clicked. I went silent to think about what I had said.
By the time I realized what was happening, I look up to find Vash screaming about how he didn't mean Uki would enjoy the dusting. Vash's hair was smoking also! I somewhat freaked and threw a bucket of water onto his head to stop any damage from his hair. Baldness does NOT turn me on. "I give you permission to whip him, Uki" I smiled. Then when I realized what I had said, I was practically on the floor with my hands slapped over my mouth. These words were just flowing out of my mouth! Silence filled the room for a moment, other than Vash's constant flailing of fear.
=WHIP=
Vash is screaming.
I'm screaming.
And Uki disapears. It was like one moment later when he reapears in a MAIDS outfit and these... HOOKER BOOTS.
He had this evil glint in his eyes... and my jaw was practically plastered onto teh ground at this point. He stood with whip in hand, one boot crushing Vash down onto his stomach. Vash was still screaming as Uki and I were starting to enjoy where this was going. Now that I think back on this I wonder WHY I had loved this so much. It wasn't the thought of my man being with another man and I sitting back watching. Uki was in a maid's dress for god's sake. The feeling was more like something I had lost had been regained again. My kinkiness. Just then I thought I had lost all my dignity when really I had gained it all back! Vash just kept on screaming, and every time he screamed I just liked it EVEN MORE. Uki could see my joy in this. He offered me to whip him next.... I should've stopped then and there... but I didnt. I accepted the whip with grace and nudged the bucket down over vash's face with my foot. He was cowering in fear as I lifted the whip up slowly.
=WHIP=
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
=WHIP=
He screams once more.
=WHIP=
and he's silent. I stood over the defeated man with so much pride in what I had done. Uki removed the whip from my hands and i just stood there soaking in all the glory.
I glanced over to Uki.
"Would you like to use my feather duster?"
Uki coughed. "Maybe you should remove his clothes?"
My eyes widened. He took up my offer? I glanced down at defeated stampede. I really shouldn't kick a man while he's down...especially Vash... but I didn't feel bad about it. I wanted to make sure he was ok first. "You ok, darling?" I asked him in the sweetest voice I could. Under the bucket I could hear him mutter something about 'barely'. I smiled and kneeled down next to him, taking the sheild off of his head. Bless his heart- his agony was so apparent. I patted him on the head in reassurance. Then started to take off his clothes. He let out a long dragged sigh. I told him at least I was taking them off, and not Uki!! Vash suprised me then, offering to take them off himself. This was day was getting better and better. He was struggling with taking the rest of the his coat off, and fiddling with the body suit he was wearing. I started to get giddy, like a child watching their parents open up a brand new toy!
"Look at his abs, Uki, arent they SEXY?" I teased.
Uki just nodded, then got sad again.I heard Vash mumble something like 'oh you think that's sexy!'
"I mean, it's not like you'll see much of them in a moment anyways" I continued, but realized i shouldn't have let Vash hear that.
"WHAT!?" He removed his hands from the button of his pants. He insisted on me telling him what he meant, or the pants weren't coming off. No, I insisted, they ARE coming off. I told his some phony excuse how out of all the features of his body, I wouldn't be staring at his abs. Then off went the pants.
Uki and I exchanged weapons.
Uki looked at Vash.
Vash looked at me.
I looked at Uki.
And before I know it, Vash is on the ground.
UKI had used this AWEOSME POWERTHING where he was just on teh ground. I mean he didn't even TOUCH him. I was so jealous.
Uki stepped on his back and began the 'dustering'.
Even Vash's LOUD screams didn't penetrate the expression on my face. I didn't even hear him scream, I was just in shock. Obviously he was too, I dont think he realized it would really happen.
Uki keeps dustering and whips out... rope? He asked me if I.... desired it. I remained in my shock until he told me it was to tie HIM up. "O-Oh uhhmm" I crawled over to our victim, somewhat mocking his position. "Vash... darling?" I tilted my head, and once again spoke to him the sweetest voice i could muster up. But i squeaked as he replied. Still being dustered.
"WHAT?"
I lifted his chin so I could see his pain-ridden face. "Do you desire to be tied up?" I sat on my ankles, just waiting for a reply.
"Can I.......can I tie /her/ up?"
My jaw fell to the floor once more. Out of everything that had already shocked me, this just took the cake.
Uki told me to take my clothes off. Oh. My God. Was I about to be the victim here? Would Vash really let that happen!!! I frowned and stood up.
Uki got impatient, and offered to take them off for me if I wasn't going to hurry. Vash was about to seize this opportunity. He yelled at Uki, and then I had to guys wanting to take my clothes off. Well Uki just wanted to rush things, and Vash was just being a horndog. Vash jumped in a combination of pain and joy when I told him I chose him. He cringed at the pain and i assumed he wasn't going to feel well enough to do it. Hah, I knew he would be too tired. =].
yet once again he suprised me and standing up once more and giving me the most pathetic thumbs up ive ever seen. I was extremely impressed with him, but I wasn't done with my tactics. I inched back slowly as he inched towards me. He grabbed at the air as he continued to creep for me. Every step as painful as the last. He finally caught up to me and pinned me to the floor. Mostly on accident, I just kinda happend to be under him when he limbs almost gave out.
"Well on second thought..."
"WHAT!~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!?"
"YOU PERV!" I sat up and crossed my arms.
He brow furrrowed, maybe he was finally about to be controlling?
I asked Uki to push me to the ground with that cool power. He did for second then stop. But I kept playing it off so I wouldn't have to take off my own clothes. Hello?! I was VERY exhausted at this point! I asked Vash to help me, and it was like all the limping and pain he had suddenly went away.
He started to undress me, but in a very slow manner. I was pinned down to the floor, as if he expected me to just run away or something. He knew me too well and this time he wasn't going to let me squirm my why out of this until he saw some boobies. He should've known I wasn't the kind of person who did things slow to savor the moment. "Good things come to those who waiit~" Vash reassured me in a singsong voice. I sighed in acceptance until he had finally finished undressing me. I glanced up at him, asking him if he was happy now with my eyes. "Good things come to those who waitt...." I sat up and nodded. Then crawled quickly over to hwere he had whipped off his coat. "ITS COLD!" I teased. He fell back in defeat. I sat back on my ankles as he crawled over to me again. "I'll keep you warm~" He smirked, reaching his hand up as if he was about to pull off the jacket. I was about to allow this to happen and let him get his way, finally, until....
"WHAT ARE GRANDMA AND GRANDPA DOING?~!!!"
Well. I started to scream.
Evvy then started to scream....
Andy muttered something about perverts...
It all went downhill from there... (to be continued)