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During her VP nomination acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention, Sarah Palin displayed what some might call a sense of humor by asking, "What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?" Her answer: lipstick. There are at least four funnier punch lines than that. They are as follows:
"You can’t keep a hockey mom chained to a post in your backyard with a bowl of water all day."
"Hockey moms are still legal in some states."
"Michael Vick."
"Pit bulls don’t drive mini-vans. Or wear panty-liners."
Also, here’s another Sarah Palin riddle for you that we came up with: - How can you tell if Sarah Palin is cheating on you with another guy? - Earmarks.
Come on, that’s not bad.
See it all at:
Dickipedia: "A Wiki of Dicks"
"You can’t keep a hockey mom chained to a post in your backyard with a bowl of water all day."
"Hockey moms are still legal in some states."
"Michael Vick."
"Pit bulls don’t drive mini-vans. Or wear panty-liners."
Also, here’s another Sarah Palin riddle for you that we came up with: - How can you tell if Sarah Palin is cheating on you with another guy? - Earmarks.
Come on, that’s not bad.
See it all at:
Dickipedia: "A Wiki of Dicks"