The Cracktastic Glory of Breaking Dawn

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I will not fool myself into thinking that this failfilled "book" is good literature but I will say that it is good in it's hilarity. I found myself laughing sooo hard I repeatedly had to put the book down...no joke. After about the first couple of chapters I knew that people who take Stephenie seriously were jumping off of cliffs...and it made me laugh. HE COOCKED HIMSELF FOR HER!!! THEY HAVE A BABY!!! JACOB RECEIVES A DOGGY BOWL FROM ROSALIE!!! The level of crazyness in this book surpasses that of all of the other books put together...and the fact that she attempted to make it have some twisted sense was hilarious...i culd hear baby's crying as thousands of serious fans died!!! There was a serious fan that I innocently created reading with me and she was speechless with her disappointment. The book surpassed all of my expectations...I never imagined she would bring the laughs the way she did and the fact that there was no actual climax "nudged" my funny bone like nothing I've ever read before.

AND THE BEST THING ABOUT BREAKING DAWN IS......Jacob actually calls the heroine a dumb ho who would be better off feeding some lions.....clap clap clap for stephenie bitches