Comments | rbier: I don't say dumb things. Other people say dumb things, and I'm stupid enough to respond to them.

rbier

I don't say dumb things. Other people say dumb things, and I'm stupid enough to respond to them.

Jan 16, 2007 01:09

About an hour ago, I went to a dive-bar down the street to get a late night snack (Bimbo's Bitchin' Burrito Kitchen) and I was chatting up a girl sitting two bar stools over. Then she decided to start on the conversation of "signs" which pretty much went like this ( Read more... )

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00evan January 16 2007, 10:41:05 UTC

You're an idiot. If she's cute, you simply tell her that you were lost, as an infant, when your parents were eaten by cougars on a mountain hike. At the very instant the wild animals were about to consume you, the forest ranger rescued you from certain death. Since you were so young, you have no idea when you were born but want to create a loving bond with someone who likes the outdoor skies as much as your parents did. You know nothing about astrology but would love to learn more about it, from her, back at your place over drinks because whenever you and she were born, you feel certain that there is a reason why you met at that moment and you feel some kind of a bond with her already.

Law of the Wild 00evan January 16 2007, 10:42:05 UTC

Now that she believes you're sincere, punch her in the face to let her know you mean business.

Re: Law of the Wild rbier January 16 2007, 18:07:30 UTC

Yeah, that was probably my best course of action. I'm so stupid.

mysecretweapon January 16 2007, 16:28:24 UTC

Conclusion III: She can't think of a witty response to counter your last statement. It's a shame too -- I hear they have all sorts of Mensa candidates hanging out at the Bitchin' Burrito Kitchen. They dress like everyday people, but secretly they're Mensa candidates.

You must have got the one who wasn't. That's what you get for chasing after girls wearing shirts imprinted with cute sayings like "2 Hot 4 U". Girls who are hotties don't have to wear shirts like that to point out the obvious.

Come to think of it, "Obviously a hottie" shirts would sell quite well.

rbier January 16 2007, 18:10:28 UTC

I think she was too dumb to wear a shirt. This is why I was talking to her in the first place.

Also, that's a great idea. I'm thinking of photoshopping a montage of Einstein wearing "2 Hot 4 U" T-Shirts and swimwear.

mysecretweapon January 16 2007, 20:54:08 UTC

Come and get 'em!
Einstein "2 Brainsy 4 U" shirts!!!