Overheard at the Cap Hill Block Party
[1]
"Can you get me some french fries?"
"Why can't you get your own french fries?"
"The french fries shop is 21 and over."
"Dude, that's aiding a minor. I could go to jail for that."
"Wtf? They're just french fries."
"It's a slippery slope, man."
[2][Two people with long hair are going at it pretty heavy. Grungy guy walks up to them.]
"If you're going to make out in public, at least pull down your hoodies so I can watch." [Hoodies get pulled down.] "Oh shit! You coulda warned me you two were dudes. Carry on." [Grungy guy leaves.]
[3][There are two political party booths: Greens and Young Democrats]
Young Democrats: "Hey. Stop wasting your vote!"
Greens: "At least we voted!"
[4]
"How come guys with pink cowboy boots get all the ladies?"
"Because they're gay."
"That gay guy sure likes to make out with all the ladies."
[5]
"Sir, you'll have to go back to the other side of the fence."
"What did I do?"
"You jumped the fence."
"I did not jump the fence."
"Then what did you just do?"
"I was pushed over the fence."
"Who pushed you?"
"Ok. I fell over the fence."
"Either way, you'll have to leave."
"But I paid and I'm over 21."
"I'm sorry, buddy. Policy."
[someone yells in the background] "It's a slippery slope, man!"
"Can you get me some french fries?"
"Why can't you get your own french fries?"
"The french fries shop is 21 and over."
"Dude, that's aiding a minor. I could go to jail for that."
"Wtf? They're just french fries."
"It's a slippery slope, man."
[2][Two people with long hair are going at it pretty heavy. Grungy guy walks up to them.]
"If you're going to make out in public, at least pull down your hoodies so I can watch." [Hoodies get pulled down.] "Oh shit! You coulda warned me you two were dudes. Carry on." [Grungy guy leaves.]
[3][There are two political party booths: Greens and Young Democrats]
Young Democrats: "Hey. Stop wasting your vote!"
Greens: "At least we voted!"
[4]
"How come guys with pink cowboy boots get all the ladies?"
"Because they're gay."
"That gay guy sure likes to make out with all the ladies."
[5]
"Sir, you'll have to go back to the other side of the fence."
"What did I do?"
"You jumped the fence."
"I did not jump the fence."
"Then what did you just do?"
"I was pushed over the fence."
"Who pushed you?"
"Ok. I fell over the fence."
"Either way, you'll have to leave."
"But I paid and I'm over 21."
"I'm sorry, buddy. Policy."
[someone yells in the background] "It's a slippery slope, man!"