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"Congress passed a law allowing teachers to strip-search students. What could possibly go wrong there?!"
--Jay Leno
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"The Washington Post reports that there's a car shortage in Cuba and as a result, many Cubans are still riding in horse drawn buggies. The Cubans say the hardest part is teaching a horse to swim to Miami."
--Conan O'Brien
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"At Yale, Bush was president of his fraternity. Few jobs provide more hands-on experience in robbing others of their dignity. In fact, his senior year marked the first time in history Amnesty International intervened in a pledge rush."
--John Oliver
--Jay Leno
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"The Washington Post reports that there's a car shortage in Cuba and as a result, many Cubans are still riding in horse drawn buggies. The Cubans say the hardest part is teaching a horse to swim to Miami."
--Conan O'Brien
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"At Yale, Bush was president of his fraternity. Few jobs provide more hands-on experience in robbing others of their dignity. In fact, his senior year marked the first time in history Amnesty International intervened in a pledge rush."
--John Oliver