Sep 26, 2006 09:54
A turtle went to NY City and found himself in a bad neighborhood, where he was mugged by a gang of snails.
The cops asked him what happened, and he said "I don't really know, it all happened so fast!"
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A: He's all right now.
hehehe.....