Porkstock 2K4
So we all survived porkstock 2004...we came very close to having some casualties but everyone pulled it out in the end. So here are some highlights and lowlights of the past 2 days:
Highlights!!
* Little mojo and his brother
* Smirnoff raspberry twist with wegmans sprite
* Deuel falling in the mud
* Mark punching himself in the face...again
* Hot dogs and spaghetti-o's
* D and Deuel dancing late into the night to music performed by coverband gods
* "Will you pay for our gas money if we come back?" "No, but I'll give you a bag of cum!"...enough said.
* Listening to The Glow fo sho... :)
* (this might qualify as a lowlight) Long haired pony tail man coming over to offer us help with our tent...and then informing us that we could move next to his large blue tent so he could come into our tents late at night and rape us!!!! He didn't use these exact words but that is definitely what he was thinking!
* Andrews beautiful floral umbrella...given to him by his bank!
Lowlights :(
* Pete drinking way too much whiskey causing him to puke the entire night
* Dave drinking way too much who the hell knows causing him to puke all night/morning
* Jen (Drew's girlfriend) smoking too much pot and other drugs causing her to almost die
* Adam and Eric deciding to put up their tent at 5 in the morning
* Loud car alarms going off in the night/early morning
* Strange music coming out of mysterious car late at night
* Strange 15 year old girls who have babies coming over and trying to be our friends
* Leaving two hours after the boys but arriving at porkstock 15 minutes before them...leaving us defenseless against long haired pony tail man
* Andrew getting a hold of D's camera and proceeding to take pictures of his penis with it
Well I'm sure I am missing a ton of stuff that happened over the past two days...but I am late to meet adam, kristi, and eric. I'm sure others will fill in the blanks that I missed! All I have to say is that Porkstock 2k4 definitely lived up to the expecations set by Porkstock 2K3!!!
Highlights!!
* Little mojo and his brother
* Smirnoff raspberry twist with wegmans sprite
* Deuel falling in the mud
* Mark punching himself in the face...again
* Hot dogs and spaghetti-o's
* D and Deuel dancing late into the night to music performed by coverband gods
* "Will you pay for our gas money if we come back?" "No, but I'll give you a bag of cum!"...enough said.
* Listening to The Glow fo sho... :)
* (this might qualify as a lowlight) Long haired pony tail man coming over to offer us help with our tent...and then informing us that we could move next to his large blue tent so he could come into our tents late at night and rape us!!!! He didn't use these exact words but that is definitely what he was thinking!
* Andrews beautiful floral umbrella...given to him by his bank!
Lowlights :(
* Pete drinking way too much whiskey causing him to puke the entire night
* Dave drinking way too much who the hell knows causing him to puke all night/morning
* Jen (Drew's girlfriend) smoking too much pot and other drugs causing her to almost die
* Adam and Eric deciding to put up their tent at 5 in the morning
* Loud car alarms going off in the night/early morning
* Strange music coming out of mysterious car late at night
* Strange 15 year old girls who have babies coming over and trying to be our friends
* Leaving two hours after the boys but arriving at porkstock 15 minutes before them...leaving us defenseless against long haired pony tail man
* Andrew getting a hold of D's camera and proceeding to take pictures of his penis with it
Well I'm sure I am missing a ton of stuff that happened over the past two days...but I am late to meet adam, kristi, and eric. I'm sure others will fill in the blanks that I missed! All I have to say is that Porkstock 2k4 definitely lived up to the expecations set by Porkstock 2K3!!!