Shakespeare in half a minute
As I know this is all what you're dying to try out for the weekend...
MACBETH IN THIRTY-TWO SECONDS.
It's quite possible to say it in 32 seconds. Trust me...I can do it in 24 :D
but you sort of get close to passing out...so maybe not the best idea.
No more that thane of Cawdor /…/And with his former title greet Macbeth (1.2.73, 75)
All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter! (1.3.53)
What, can the devil speak true? (1.3.114)
Duncan comes here to-night. (1.5.66)
Our royal master 's murder'd! (2.3.110)
Thou hast it now: king, Cawdor, Glamis, all (3.1.1)
Banquo, thy soul's flight,/If it find heaven, must find it out to-night. (3.1.158)
O, treachery! (dies) (3.3.25)
Macbeth! beware Macduff (4.1.79)
for none of woman born/Shall harm Macbeth. (4.1.89-90)
He has kill'd me, mother: (4.2.94)
I am not treacherous./But Macbeth is. (4.3.23)
Fit to govern!/No, not to live. (4.3.120)
Yet here's a spot. (5.1.29)
What's/done cannot be undone (5.1.62-63)
The queen… is dead (5.5.19)
Out, out, brief candle! (5.5.26)
Macduff was from his mother's womb/Untimely ripp'd. (5.8.20)
I will not yield. (5.8.33)
But like a man he died (5.8.49)
Hail, King of Scotland! (5.8.70)