Thespians. . .
I love the movie Kissing Jessica Stein. I think I would end up like Jessica if I had failed relationship after failed relationship. I would just quit men and try to be a lesbian. I'd find some super sexy skinny woman and we would go on dates, and each time she tried to get physical, I would freak out like the nice jewish girl that I am. Then we would get into a long relationship where we were the best of friends and had good sex (once I got over the fact that I had sex with a woman) and then one day she would tell me that I am not Gay enough for her, and that I am not gay at all, and that I am in love with some georgeous guy who I have known I should be with from the beginning. . .
. . or not.
I really don't think I could be a lesbian. I think women are beautiful, I like to look at women (mostly to compare myself by going 'shes too skinny' or 'god, i'm so fat compared to her' or 'I wish my ass was that perky.') But I think I would be weirded out by the sex part. I have a vagina already, I don't need another one.
That, and around the time of the month, the household would be pretty bitchy.
. . or not.
I really don't think I could be a lesbian. I think women are beautiful, I like to look at women (mostly to compare myself by going 'shes too skinny' or 'god, i'm so fat compared to her' or 'I wish my ass was that perky.') But I think I would be weirded out by the sex part. I have a vagina already, I don't need another one.
That, and around the time of the month, the household would be pretty bitchy.