So let me tell you about how I went to this tiny little concert.

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I went to a teeny little house concert. It was sweet. There was food, drink and merriment to be had. I didn't drink because I had to drive, but I had food and merriment! Most of the people were nice and the music was nice. The ex-coworker whose house is was at has the most attractive family I've seen in real life. They could be on tv. :)

They are very comfortable people. I was sitting on the couch with David's (coworker) daughter and she was leaning on me.

I'm a bit of a shut in so I don't know about social norms so I rolled with it. Must be normal, I thought. She asked me later if she was crowding me and then moved over. I'm so weird about touching.

ANYWAY! this is Wendel Kimbrough.

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He's ace with the "in-between set banter". Very charming. He says his songs have a bit of a melancholy streak and most of them are about birds and women. After one of his songs someone in the audience yelled out "We need to get you a women." (of course it was a man. *eyeroll*) To which he laughed and replied "I do alright". LOL

What a sweetie.

OH! Can I talk about what happened after, when we went back to the mingling? This guy who is studying to be a pastor was a drunk dickhead.

So he looks at my face and wants to talk about slavery, and how Spain is such a kewl place because anyone can go there and where are you from? I told him Philly and he's like where's your accent? and I think all of this is freaking hilarious because the dude is so loose and maybe a little uncomfortable that he doesn't know what the hell to talk about or what to say.

He was like "did you know that slaves that Jefferson owned had a revolt because there were no hot peppers on the plantations?"
And I'm like "LOL really? wow" *asshole*. LOL and I'm so amused at this guy trying to be a pastor!

He asked if my sister had a big booty (not knowing that she's only twelve years old). O_O  I guess I should say the I brought up 'Baby Got Back' and dancing with my sister and cousin ... >_>

I think he said that I sounded educated ... Oh lord!  Like I'm supposed to sound like Sly Stallone in Rocky. BTW that is NOT a Philadelphia accent in case you were wondering.

So he thinks I'm kewl or he thinks it's kewl to invite me over to his place for dinner with his wife (who I met earlier). He's like Yeah come on over for dinner we'll have Korean food, or Japaneses, Mexican, Soul Food, whatever! Food is food! I love it! And I'm smiling and nodding, but in my head I'm like "HELL TO THE NAW!"

Thank God my mom called cause I don't think he was ever gonna stop talking. :X

Wendell Kimbrough from Mississippi was so nice though and funny! I enjoyed his music. I got a cd and he signed it. Gosh what a sweetie pie!

I'm such a sad little groupie.