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[razrsharp]

The dog is missing. Shit.

Lost: White Bull Terrier, answers to Gunner

Reward: One (1) Indigo for his safe and live return to the Palace.

Comments

[Action]

[under_secretary]

[Little paws go up his leg and then to his stomach, and neck]

I told you. I told you.

[Action]

[razrsharp]

What?

[Trying not to shiver and shake or crush the rodent out of instinct.]

[Action]

[under_secretary]

Budd probably left the door open!

[grabbing onto his hair, as if to ride]

[Action]

[razrsharp]

[His hair needs a trim to even more militaristic shortness but it's long enough to grab.]

Christopher?

[Action]

[under_secretary]

Are there other mice allowed on your head?

[Action]

[razrsharp]

No.

[Reaching for Styles to hold him in his hand instead or something.]

Animal rights would have a bloody laugh.

[Action]

[under_secretary]

[Crawls onto his hand]

EPA can go fuck themselves.

[Action]

[razrsharp]

[Face to face with Mouse!Styles.]

Of course.

[....... That is a laugh.]

[Action]

[under_secretary]

I am not cute.

[Action]

[razrsharp]

But you are a wee little arse.

[Action]

[under_secretary]

[Gripping a fingertip]

I'll bite.

[Action]

[razrsharp]

[Pause, eheh.]

But I am concerned about Gunner.

[Action]

[under_secretary]

Hopefully he won't eat anyone important.

[curling on Brocklehurst's palm]

[Action]

[razrsharp]

Therein lies my concern.

[Setting Styles on the kitchen counter.]

[Action]

[under_secretary]

[Zooms over the counter looking for a bit of fruit]

It'll just give him indigestion.

[Action]

[razrsharp]

Or a lawsuit.

[Note the precisely arranged bowl of fruit.]