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I know you have missed me live journal since i have been negelcting the glory that is updating you, and instead doing other things. I am much sorry about that, and i promise to give you many sexual favors as a form of forgiveness. So what has been going on in my life. School...school..and um..school. This schedule this semester is going to require many late nights, many cups of coffee, and many Halo 2 breaks. My Functional Vertebrate Anatomy class consists of sitting in class and listen to my teacher throw out a many random confusing words that make my head hurt. It is like being in a foreign language class. For example..A homology between urochordata and cephalochordata is the pharyengeal gill slits. AHH!. Yes i have to remember many phrases like that, and it is guaranteed to make my life hell. Lab is very interesting. Even though it is a 4 hour block on a friday, we get to go around and touch random animal parts. MY very first lab, i proceeded to touch bull horns, but suddenly my fellow classmate grabbed the bullhorns from me and proceeded to place them upon his chest and run around with 'bull breasts' as i have termed it. I also did not know that Sharks have scales..and they are made of the same thing as their teeth...weird. Physics is..well..physics. I have one teacher that looks like the devil..i shit you not his hair is styled in such a way that it gives him devil horns. So far, all i know about him, is that he likes to stand in front of class and rub glass and pvc piping with various cloths. What an interesting way to spend your time, but hey if thats what devil people like to do, i will not interfere. My other teacher in physics who was actually a very good lecturer scared me, when i realized that he looks very much like the leader of Heavens Gate Cult(which if u guys dont know..was a UFO cult who committed suicide in belief that they would rise to meet Hale-Bopp in the sky). He is in jail..but who knows..maybe he has escaped. And finally, i am stuck with my bio 2 teacher as my genetics teacher...who makes himself laugh many times with his corny jokes, which makes everybody else in the class laugh because he has a funny laugh and he is a dork..but a genius at the same time. So other then that, i have MCAT coming up in April which i need to be studying my ass off for, unless i want to be working in a lab because that is pretty much all else i can do with a bachelors degree in biology.
So enough with school. I am heading down to orlando to see my girlfriend and to go to disney with my family and my new Tita Tita (which is going to be very weird to say) next weekend which shall be very fun. I made this excellent 80's compellation the other day which i can not turn off! Riding the bus this year has been very fun so far because i miss the crazyness that goes on in the bus. A couple days ago i experienced 'the fun bus' which they wrote about in the newspaper a couple weeks ago about this crazy dude who tells jokes and makes the bus ride fun. It was rather fun, but i was late to class because he decided to keep stopping and going slow because he wanted to drive by people and open up the bus door and ask them silly questions. Nevertheless it was good times. I was very dissapointed yesterday because the Gators got their 1st loss!!..but i can't be to mad about it because the other 2 undefeated teams also lost..so not a huge deal. Steelers made it to the superbowl by absolutely destroying the Denver Broncos today. About time that one of my teams have made it to the superbowl. I got kinda tired of the New Englad Super bowl era anyways. This weekend was spent playing a video game because i decided i needed a nice break from school and wanted to just relax at home. So i beat this rpg game called Jade Empire in like 2 days which is like..32 hours long aparently...Anyways, it was rather fun because you can decide to be good or evil depending on what you want to do...and of course me being me i chose the evil path and it was very humorous. I killed a many innocent citizens for looking at me, and then made my best friend fall in love with me...had sex with her...and then sacraficed her to a dragon :P Mwhahaha. Anywho..i think that is a rather good summary as of right now. I will write in you soon!. I will leave you with this rather funny picture. Goodbye and enjoy.
(yes...that is a dolphinswhales penis(i have been informed and after looking at it for a while that the creature in the aquarium does not look like flipper...maybe more like free willy..and no that has not been photoshoped. Even more disturbingly...there is this whole website dedicated to zoophiles which describes how to make animals 'love you'. Wow...I want to meet the person who had the time and experience to write this website. http://www.zoophile.net)
So enough with school. I am heading down to orlando to see my girlfriend and to go to disney with my family and my new Tita Tita (which is going to be very weird to say) next weekend which shall be very fun. I made this excellent 80's compellation the other day which i can not turn off! Riding the bus this year has been very fun so far because i miss the crazyness that goes on in the bus. A couple days ago i experienced 'the fun bus' which they wrote about in the newspaper a couple weeks ago about this crazy dude who tells jokes and makes the bus ride fun. It was rather fun, but i was late to class because he decided to keep stopping and going slow because he wanted to drive by people and open up the bus door and ask them silly questions. Nevertheless it was good times. I was very dissapointed yesterday because the Gators got their 1st loss!!..but i can't be to mad about it because the other 2 undefeated teams also lost..so not a huge deal. Steelers made it to the superbowl by absolutely destroying the Denver Broncos today. About time that one of my teams have made it to the superbowl. I got kinda tired of the New Englad Super bowl era anyways. This weekend was spent playing a video game because i decided i needed a nice break from school and wanted to just relax at home. So i beat this rpg game called Jade Empire in like 2 days which is like..32 hours long aparently...Anyways, it was rather fun because you can decide to be good or evil depending on what you want to do...and of course me being me i chose the evil path and it was very humorous. I killed a many innocent citizens for looking at me, and then made my best friend fall in love with me...had sex with her...and then sacraficed her to a dragon :P Mwhahaha. Anywho..i think that is a rather good summary as of right now. I will write in you soon!. I will leave you with this rather funny picture. Goodbye and enjoy.
(yes...that is a dolphinswhales penis(i have been informed and after looking at it for a while that the creature in the aquarium does not look like flipper...maybe more like free willy..and no that has not been photoshoped. Even more disturbingly...there is this whole website dedicated to zoophiles which describes how to make animals 'love you'. Wow...I want to meet the person who had the time and experience to write this website. http://www.zoophile.net)