the gods hate me...
so here is an interesting story. I'm on my way home from work rob and i stop at the gas station to fill up and im thirsty so i get some juice. well we accomplish this task and pull out onto the road, we stop at the first light and are just sitting minding our own business, i opened my juice and was just about to take a sip when we are rear-fucking-ended. hard. i split my lip on the open juice container i had to my mouth and the force of the hit sloshes juice all over me and my side of the car. needless to say i am super pissed. we pull over and the truck behind us pulls over too, i step out of the car covered in what was once my beverage, blood slowly running down my chin, and i am ready to really tear into this guy. well out of the truck steps two very cute and very apologetic girls. i suddenly find that i am not quite as mad as i was, the car was not horribly harmed only a few scratch on the bumper. there truck was completely fine. the girls were cool, i got there insurance info, and license plate number just in case. the real insult to injury in this whole thing is that were i not bleeding from the mouth, and didn't have a huge welt on my forehead, and if i wasn't soaked with sticky juice, i probably could have got a date out of it. so there you go, there is another day in the life of mike.
oh, here are a few neat videos. the first one requires some setting up, my boss is buying himself a new boat. and he wont shut up about it. so we found this video and made it his new theme song.
i don't know if you guys have seen these videos or not, but there kind of a quotable classics among my friends here. enjoy.
oh, here are a few neat videos. the first one requires some setting up, my boss is buying himself a new boat. and he wont shut up about it. so we found this video and made it his new theme song.
Click to viewi don't know if you guys have seen these videos or not, but there kind of a quotable classics among my friends here. enjoy.