Hollywood, O Hollywood, Thy Engine of Mediocrity.
Script Review of an Early Version of the Aeon Flux Movie.
EXT - NIGHT - FUTURISTIC WATER PUMPING STATION
AEON FLUX climbs out of a huge futuristic sewer drain and does a bunch of flips and bounces off of pipes to get to the top of a big golden water pump shaped like a bug. She crouches down and licks her lips for several seconds. AEON FLUX opens a zipper on a futuristic purse and LITTLE METAL BALLS fall out. The LITTLE METAL BALLS grow wings and start flying around and we see that they have CAMERA LENSES built into them. AEON FLUX then reaches into her eye socket and pulls out her eyeball. She moans with pleasure as she is doing this. She places her eyeball in a bottle full of bubbling green liquid and then puts a metal ball in her eye socket.
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TREVOR GOODCHILD
Wake up my cupcake, I am here to feed the children.
TREVOR embraces the woman and starts licking her neck. With his free hand he uses a robotic speculum to open a wound on the woman's chest. The woman starts moaning and TREVOR licks all the way down her body to the wound and then he presses his eye up to the wound. Inside are millions of giant cell-like creatures and they are VIBRATING STRANGELY and making a chattering sound.TREVOR GOODCHILD
Hello, little lovelies. Father has brought treats.
TREVOR bites into a false tooth and pink goo streams down his tongue and into the wound. The vibrating cell creatures start feasting on the goo and chattering happily. The woman moans some more.
Look at that what-might-have-been shit. LOOK AT IT MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW THIS IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU GOT WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN YOU EASY MOTHERFUCKERS
EXT - NIGHT - FUTURISTIC WATER PUMPING STATION
AEON FLUX climbs out of a huge futuristic sewer drain and does a bunch of flips and bounces off of pipes to get to the top of a big golden water pump shaped like a bug. She crouches down and licks her lips for several seconds. AEON FLUX opens a zipper on a futuristic purse and LITTLE METAL BALLS fall out. The LITTLE METAL BALLS grow wings and start flying around and we see that they have CAMERA LENSES built into them. AEON FLUX then reaches into her eye socket and pulls out her eyeball. She moans with pleasure as she is doing this. She places her eyeball in a bottle full of bubbling green liquid and then puts a metal ball in her eye socket.
...
TREVOR GOODCHILD
Wake up my cupcake, I am here to feed the children.
TREVOR embraces the woman and starts licking her neck. With his free hand he uses a robotic speculum to open a wound on the woman's chest. The woman starts moaning and TREVOR licks all the way down her body to the wound and then he presses his eye up to the wound. Inside are millions of giant cell-like creatures and they are VIBRATING STRANGELY and making a chattering sound.TREVOR GOODCHILD
Hello, little lovelies. Father has brought treats.
TREVOR bites into a false tooth and pink goo streams down his tongue and into the wound. The vibrating cell creatures start feasting on the goo and chattering happily. The woman moans some more.
Look at that what-might-have-been shit. LOOK AT IT MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW THIS IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU GOT WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN YOU EASY MOTHERFUCKERS