red shirts
Our town has a Fourth of July parade every year, and the kids love it because people in cool cars throw them candy. Max and Khai wore red, white and blue, and I colored their hair blue for the day. They scorned my lack of patriotic clothing.
Me, to Josh: I don't even own a single red shirt.
Josh: There's a good reason for that.
Me: ??
Josh: If you leave the ship in a red shirt, YOU DON'T COME BACK.
Me: !!! You're right. I've been subconsciously programmed.
Red shirts are bad.
Happy Fourth, y'all. Go blow stuff up!!!
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Me, to Josh: I don't even own a single red shirt.
Josh: There's a good reason for that.
Me: ??
Josh: If you leave the ship in a red shirt, YOU DON'T COME BACK.
Me: !!! You're right. I've been subconsciously programmed.
Red shirts are bad.
Happy Fourth, y'all. Go blow stuff up!!!
originally posted at pixellaneous.com