May 17, 2006 06:00
Why is it..
That when kids reach 20-something years old, they all seem to get this boner about hurriedly evacuating the city they grew up in. It's like watching fucking lemmings! They grope madly around for any place that they think they might like, then when they do, they ensconce themselves there faster then a bullet.
There's like, no one here that I went to school with, save for one.
If any of those that have moved are reading this, y'all suck.
I'm keeping my happy ass planted right here in the DESERT.