Adventures of a Hundred Year Old Trend Setter
Just when I found a suit from Topman I actually like, I discover that they are all out of my size in absolutely everything! I swear, if I find out they're no longer catering to people with a 34 in waist, I will be very angry and write letters to those responsible. Also, what's with waistcoats at the moment? I invented that, now the whole world wants to copy me. Note: if you are male and try pairing a waistcoat with jeans, there's an 80% to 90% chance I will find you unattractive.
Easter was kind of fun, though I am even more convinced that my family should be entered into the dictionary beneath Kafkaesque. We're close to adopting gibberish as our official language. Unfortunately, now it's out of the way, I have to start buying my own chocolate again.
Easter was kind of fun, though I am even more convinced that my family should be entered into the dictionary beneath Kafkaesque. We're close to adopting gibberish as our official language. Unfortunately, now it's out of the way, I have to start buying my own chocolate again.