You know your a stoner when..
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. [check]
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. [check]
Your bong is taller than your dog. [i have a big dog, but my hookah is.]
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. [god no.]
You set your wedding date for 4/20. [n/a]
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. [i think 4.20 is stupid]
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. [check]
You start every sentence with - uhhh!. [sometimes]
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. [good idea]
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. [check]
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. [check]
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. [negative]
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. [check]
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. [check]
You sell your car for gas money [wtf.]
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" [check]
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! [check]
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... [check]
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. [stupid.]
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." [check]
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. [no.]
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. [stoned as in pot, yes. rocks, no.]
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. [check]
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. [check]
Your bong is taller than your dog. [i have a big dog, but my hookah is.]
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. [god no.]
You set your wedding date for 4/20. [n/a]
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. [i think 4.20 is stupid]
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. [check]
You start every sentence with - uhhh!. [sometimes]
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. [good idea]
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. [check]
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. [check]
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. [negative]
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. [check]
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. [check]
You sell your car for gas money [wtf.]
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" [check]
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! [check]
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... [check]
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. [stupid.]
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." [check]
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. [no.]
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. [stoned as in pot, yes. rocks, no.]
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. [check]