gee, I wish I could be a depressed vampire wanna-bee, too
I don't get the whole gothic movement. Oh, wait...sorry. I mean, gothic culture or subculture. But hey, I choose to call it a movement, because my bowels have movements too, and that's what goths are: Shit.
For some strange reason, I can't fathom what makes somebody decide to shun normal food and sunlight until their skin is the pastiest shade of Elmer's glue, wear all black clothing, and wear black make-ups. Girls wear make-up, you fags, but I'll let it go at that. Then, to top it off, they act all quiet and depressed. Yes, I said act. Since when does being sad make you interesting...or deep? I think these bozo's want to be regarded as thoughtful and poetic, and dressing like Catwoman and putting on a sad face seems to get the job done. It doesn't. Goths: When you notice people staring at you in a bar, it isn't because we're interested. We stare because we don't understand why your parent's didn't put you out of your pretended misery.
I remember a goth chick I ran into one time at a bar, and naturally, I disliked her on sight, and I had already been drinking, so I cut into her. Well, I gave her a piece of my mind. (I guess some of them cut into themselves. Seriously. With a knife or razor blade. The stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard, but hey, I hope they cut too deep sometime and slice an artery.)
Getting on with it. Essentially, I was giving her a hard time for thinking that being dark and moody made her attractive. She assured me, however, that she was an individual, which made it all better. Right. Nobody has dressed up like a depressed mime before. Dumb bitch.
I did some Google searches on goths before this post, and I came across a gothic dating service. Oh, god. That's all we need; goths online. It's bad enough that 90% of the idiots in AOL chatrooms pretend to have psychological issues, but now there's goth's, too.
I'm glad I looked at these personal ads, because now I understand why goths are sad. One was wide as a buick, but described herself as being "gloomy, but truly deep". Oh, please. The only thing this fatty was deep into was a biggie-sized value meal at Burger King.
Goths make me sick.
For some strange reason, I can't fathom what makes somebody decide to shun normal food and sunlight until their skin is the pastiest shade of Elmer's glue, wear all black clothing, and wear black make-ups. Girls wear make-up, you fags, but I'll let it go at that. Then, to top it off, they act all quiet and depressed. Yes, I said act. Since when does being sad make you interesting...or deep? I think these bozo's want to be regarded as thoughtful and poetic, and dressing like Catwoman and putting on a sad face seems to get the job done. It doesn't. Goths: When you notice people staring at you in a bar, it isn't because we're interested. We stare because we don't understand why your parent's didn't put you out of your pretended misery.
I remember a goth chick I ran into one time at a bar, and naturally, I disliked her on sight, and I had already been drinking, so I cut into her. Well, I gave her a piece of my mind. (I guess some of them cut into themselves. Seriously. With a knife or razor blade. The stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard, but hey, I hope they cut too deep sometime and slice an artery.)
Getting on with it. Essentially, I was giving her a hard time for thinking that being dark and moody made her attractive. She assured me, however, that she was an individual, which made it all better. Right. Nobody has dressed up like a depressed mime before. Dumb bitch.
I did some Google searches on goths before this post, and I came across a gothic dating service. Oh, god. That's all we need; goths online. It's bad enough that 90% of the idiots in AOL chatrooms pretend to have psychological issues, but now there's goth's, too.
I'm glad I looked at these personal ads, because now I understand why goths are sad. One was wide as a buick, but described herself as being "gloomy, but truly deep". Oh, please. The only thing this fatty was deep into was a biggie-sized value meal at Burger King.
Goths make me sick.